Syd Da Sqiud's Ultimate Driving Experience

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Sydney, but her friends liked to called her Squidy. For what reason, I don't know, but I digress, Squidy was her name, and driving was the game. She loved to drive; you know, push the petal to the metal, feel the wind in her hair, getting her kicks on Route 66 (or maybe not). Squidy loved everything about driving. However, she long for a car she could really ride in. Something that fitted her crazy, sexy, cool, but modest personality. One day, Squidy was breezing through the newpaper and she was an ad for a 96' Chevy Impala. She couldn't believe her eyes. "ONLY 1,300 DOLLARS!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!", she shouted with joy. But how could she get the money. Squidy decided to rob a bank and use her goody friend Mykenya Simmons as an alias. So they caught Mykenya and threw her in the slammer. She bought the Impala, but sadly, it was beat up. She needed about 6,000 more to get it fixed up. So she robbed a jewelry store and used her other friend's name Chavonne Candler. They caught Chavonne and ironically put Chavonne in they same cell as Mykenya. Squidy got the car fixed up nice with 20 inch rims, candyapple green paint on the top and black on the bottom, and a nice sound system. Doesn't sound too femine, but that's how Squidy rolls. Squidy had it all; the swag, the car, but she didn't have enough friends. Only Shamaria and Elaina. But both of her friend's nail put together was 20,000 dollars. So Squidy robbed another bank and set up Jamila Neal to take the heat. Jamila, some how, got 10 years probation, and she was able to come along for the drive. So they all put on their best outfit, packed their things and drove all the way to Atlanta to see they sexy singles and ride around in Squidy's Chevy. She banged nothing but they best music in her car, and when they got back, Squidy had to pay the car note. 300 dollars. This time, Jamila robbed the bank, payed the car note, and set Squidy up for the heat. She stole Squidy's car! "That's a really swift kick in the assets", said Squidy.
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